How Champagne Was Made in the New Testament

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How Champagne Was Made in the New Testament

When Jesus turned the water into wine at the Cana wedding, his disciples were amazed by the miracle, except one. Judas Iscariot complained: Master, you could have turned the water into Champagne, as well.
For that, you do not need me, Jesus answered, just fart into the wine, and you will have champagne.

Hoochy Mary said, they R out of wine. It cannot not be my problem, said Jesus, I am an AA group leader.
Mary:They do not have to know, that you turn around.
Jesus:The main problem is still there, Judas always farts into the wine.
Mary:They do not have to know that, either.

Jesus summoned Judas:Hootchy Mary demands wine,but I am not in a wine procuring mood. So you will go & fart into the water pots to carbonate the water.The guests are already drunk,they will not know the difference between wine & carbonated water.
Judas:Still,it will be a miracle.

Judas: It is hardly believable that they will be not able to tell the difference between wine and sparkling water. They should notice that something is fishy.
Jesus: Neh, people are so gullible, that generations will even believe that Santa Claus will prefer milk over wild reinbeer.