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Category: satire
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![WISDOM RECOLLECTION 154. Most catastrophes are man made, but blamed on blind fate, bickering gods, God the Avenger, the incalculable universe, and occasionally on demons, the sleepless Satan, or alcohol and other drugs. The French said that cherche la femme, but the English meant by that to research women, while Freud went to search for other people’s moms.](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/ai-generated-8490495_1280.webp?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
WISDOM RECOLLECTION 154. Most catastrophes are man made, but blamed on blind fate, bickering gods, God the Avenger, the incalculable universe, and occasionally on demons, the sleepless Satan, or alcohol and other drugs. The French said that cherche la femme, but the English meant by that to research women, while Freud went to search for other people’s moms.
![WISDOM RECOLLECTION 135. Ricocheting knees shivering in front of relentless evil Where reluctant resistance empowers the non-noble](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/cry-4381422_640.jpg?resize=450%2C427&ssl=1)
WISDOM RECOLLECTION 135. Ricocheting knees shivering in front of relentless evil Where reluctant resistance empowers the non-noble
![WISDOM RECOLLECTION 134. Reverberating echoes exacerbate all men’s daydream about not having kids at all and ever, as children do not really keep them young, but make them age two times faster](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/les_parques.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
WISDOM RECOLLECTION 134. Reverberating echoes exacerbate all men’s daydream about not having kids at all and ever, as children do not really keep them young, but make them age two times faster
![MISCELLANEOUS 28. Apollonius, who left behind Tyana for mass perfection, failed tremendously in Rome.](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/apollonius_of_tyana.jpg?resize=450%2C428&ssl=1)
MISCELLANEOUS 28. Apollonius, who left behind Tyana for mass perfection, failed tremendously in Rome.
![JESUS THE BARTENDER –](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/beer-2619981_1280.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
JESUS THE BARTENDER –
![WISDOM RECOLLECTIONS 130. Everything is an illusion, a projection of the mind](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/bodhidharmayoshitoshi1887.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
WISDOM RECOLLECTIONS 130. Everything is an illusion, a projection of the mind
![MISCELLANEOUS 27. Paranormal parachuters take shots at indecent demons and dark angels](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/fortune-2414239_1280.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
MISCELLANEOUS 27. Paranormal parachuters take shots at indecent demons and dark angels
![MISCELLANEOUS 26. Seasonal exaggerations cannot be punctured by pinpointing accuracy, for their elusive nature eludes the laws of nature, even those which are not backed by any heavenly legislation, but some electrified quantum whim.](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/florence-nightingale-5671841_1280.png?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
MISCELLANEOUS 26. Seasonal exaggerations cannot be punctured by pinpointing accuracy, for their elusive nature eludes the laws of nature, even those which are not backed by any heavenly legislation, but some electrified quantum whim.
![Countries in Mottos in 2023 – Finland: Tough Winter Fighters. Greece: The Cross vs Socrat. Turkey: Wishful Empire. Wales: Grumbling Celts.](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/background-3228704_1280.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Countries in Mottos in 2023 – Finland: Tough Winter Fighters. Greece: The Cross vs Socrat. Turkey: Wishful Empire. Wales: Grumbling Celts.
![WISDOM RECOLLECTION 124. Artificial emotions attack psychomotor abilities, where definitions are put into stock membranes and were created by premeditated malevolent agendas drawing perpendicular circles around the undefinable pi and the Euler’s number, meanwhile ordering press silence regarding the efforts of explaining the golden ratio to the Neanderthals.](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/fibonacci-3594147_1280.png?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
WISDOM RECOLLECTION 124. Artificial emotions attack psychomotor abilities, where definitions are put into stock membranes and were created by premeditated malevolent agendas drawing perpendicular circles around the undefinable pi and the Euler’s number, meanwhile ordering press silence regarding the efforts of explaining the golden ratio to the Neanderthals.
![MISCELLANEOUS 25. Salto Mortale has something to do with salt, as the dead are the salt of the ground, so love is the salt of life, as love is a great danger to lose yourself in somebody else who becomes also you, and life is a grave danger itself, for being born is a prerequisite prior condition to die.](https://i0.wp.com/versuspaul.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/bangkok-1128314_1280.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)