Category: philosophical humor
WISDOM RECOLLECTION 124. Artificial emotions attack psychomotor abilities, where definitions are put into stock membranes and were created by premeditated malevolent agendas drawing perpendicular circles around the undefinable pi and the Euler’s number, meanwhile ordering press silence regarding the efforts of explaining the golden ratio to the Neanderthals.
MISCELLANEOUS 23. Contact lenses are always exaggerating about size and quality. It is not lying though, just misstating facts, evading industrial regulations, selective cybernetic memory, disrespect of basic hygiene, competitiveness to the death, craving immortality in vain as vanity dictates.
MISCELLANEOUS 22. The term of principaled geishas does not mean that a geisha may have highly moral principles, but that the geisha is attending a principal as a hostess attending the principal’s needs serving for money, though money means nothing where passion and lust overtakes everything.
Ben Shapiro accused Prince Harry with narcissism in a tweet on January 12, 2022. That may be a dazzling example when the pot is trying to call a kettle black, which is placed way over the head of the pot on the shelf.
Miscellaneous 12. Lunar myths are valued in the offices of lunatic dentists Who confuses molars with mortar howitzers Which mortal range always depends on the mortality of the demoralized ranks of the immoral enemy. However, as Washington DC can not be stated, though it should be, so not everybody can be knighted among the ones who are nobodies, as egalitarian rules are more melodramatic than not in their soapy cheasiness, they say, who are more equals than the others.
Miscellaneous 9. Johnny Weissmuller became Tarzan at the age of 28. Many of his fan vented that they thought that he was born Tarzan, but he was not even born as an American. It was not his fault, that he was born in Hungary, in an ethnic German village, as everybody has to be born somewhere, at least sooner or later.
Miscellaneous 8. Nerds are milking horse widows nursing them with great desperation. Herds are heard by the hosts in Heaven hosting poking ghosts, Giving up candelabras as fully functioning Biro pens of accidental poets, In dishonor of Arturo Ui, who farted way more when he had to cough tough.
Miscellaneous 4. Transparency is not that international as parenthood in the jungle Coconuts are great symbols of unique unity before cracking hard The paramount should be advertised, but deemed not to be or be As shaking spears is an ancient tradition of the ancestors of Britney.
Miscellaneous 3. You shall not succumb to death because death is not deadly. It leads to reincarnation, if somebody has unfinished business. Otherwise wise people who chose wisely go to Heaven. Heathens may go to Heaven as well, if they had done well.
The Anglican chief archbishop had almost a nervous breakdown, when he heard about that a certain she-wannabe-somebody-you-truss, was thinking about to move the British Embassy from Tel-Aviv to Jerusalem. Moving or not moving might be a Hamletian question, but the Anglican Church should be a bit less preoccupied with embassies. However, by definition, it can not be not preoccupied, because its church-history is embedded with asses, a situation termed by John Newton the slave trader priest as Jerusalem Embasses.
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