Summarized Systematic Theology in Key Words
Angelology – The Angels do not have feathers.
Bibliology – The Bible is a Greek Word, so bibliology is an oxymoron, as God speaks only Hebrew in the Hebrew Scriptures, called Tanakh.
Christology – Jesus is not God, Christ is a myth.
Demonology – Demons are annoying.
Ecclesiology – The Christian church, in general, is an organized idolatry.
Eschatology – When the end is here we will know it.
Hamartiology – We sin all the time, but time is responsible for it. If there is no time, there is no sin.
Mariology – Mary had three husbands and half a dozen kids at least.
Missiology – Nobody will miss the missionaries.
Paterology – The Pater Noster never stops to elevate people.
Pneumatology – Windbreaking is a right, it does not break the law.
Soteriology – Salvation is faster when it helped by salvos.
Teleology – Televised paleontology
Theological anthropology – To build churches is counterproductive on morals, a waste of time and resources, but why not?
Theology proper – Talking about God saves us from listening to God.
Zeus – Theos with Texas accent.
VERSUS PAUL 